• Doctor: Are you sexually active?
• Me: Ha
• Me: Hahahaha
• Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
• Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
• Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
• Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
• Me: FORGET THAT, JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE GOD DAMN CAR
• Me: Hahaha
• Me: Haaa....
• Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
• Me: No, no I am not.

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When im on my period.

• Me: You're annoying me.
• Me: Go away.
• Me: Leave me alone you're making me suicidal.
• Me: Im gonna kick the shit out of you.
• Me: No uterus, no opinion.
• Me: FUCK THE WORLD.
• Me: Why was I even born?
• Me: This is practically abuse.
• Me: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS TORTURE?
• Me: I've never seen so much blood in my whole life.
• Me: Im surprised I haven't died from severe blood loss.
• Me: You touch me and I won't be responsible for my actions.
• Me: FUCK YOU.
• Me: Whatever I hate you anyway.
• Me: I have never wanted chocolate so much in my entire life.
• Me: I feel like im starving to death, where's the food?

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